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Football : The best way to annoy rival football fans The best way to annoy rival football fans

by L. Talbot

Some people do brain surgery. Some have won Pulitzer Prizes. I can make farting sounds using only my cupped hand placed carefully in my armpit. Scoff if you will, Gentle Reader, but take a moment to consider how this skill can be applied at a football game to slowly drive rival fans crazy. Begin by making farting sounds seven or eight times in a row. After each one, take great pains to... read more

Baseball Do the fans hate Barry Bonds as much as the media portrays?

vote now: Yes or No - (view results)

Yes

by Patrick Caulden

Barry Bonds has been playing Major League Baseball since the mid-eighties. Since then, he has be... read more

No

by Doctor Bob

I think the fans are fairly evenly divided over Bonds, with the majority on his side. I went to ... read more

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Why the New York Mets have no class

by Alan Schechter

I have been a Mets fan for a long time, 23 years to be exact. As such, I have been through the recent highs, the 1986 World Se... read more

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Sports analysis: 2008 Tour de France, stage two

by Zach Bigalke

95th Tour de France Stage 2 - Auray to Saint-Brieuc - 164.5 km (102.0 mi) 06 July 2008 Thor Hushovd is no st... read more

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Predictions: 2007-08 New York Knicks

by Art Vandelay

New York Knicks Head Coach: Isiah Thomas 2006-2007 Record: 33-49, 4th in the Atlantic Division Key Losses: Steve Francis, ... read more

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NFL team profile: The 2007-2008 Tennessee Titans

by Cathryn Lewis

Tennessee Titans how do you think they are doing this year. They have come along way, since the release of Eddie George and Ste... read more

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